Dhany: "I just realised!"
Me: "You just realised what??"
Dhany: "That you have tomatoes in your soup. What has begotten the change?! Have you realised their plump juicy sweetness and how they represent everything that's good about mother earth?"
Me: "Um... I don't actually eat them. They're just there for flavour. I leave them in the bottom
and toss them out."
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA oh, B! You make me laugh! That you think a single month in a foreign country could make me change my ironclad stance on the devil's spawn?! HAH! NEVER!!!!!! I fart in their general direction.
Me: "But in soup and pasta and pizza and roasted on sammich? They are not bad."
Dhany: "You won't be so arrogant when the apocalypse dawns and all that's left are cockroaches... AND TOMATOES. Then you shall embrace them. YOU WILL!"
Me: "If the apocalypse dawns, B, and all that's left are roaches and tomatoes, has it occured to you that I WILL BE DEAD TOO??? HAHAAAAAAA. SUCKA! You can stay alive and eat cockroach-and-tomato sandwiches by yourself."
Dhany: "Oh gladly i shall, and my kind will rule the new world while pooping a lot from the slimy fibre."
Me: "Pft. I hope you get feelers stuck in your teeth."
I know right? How dare he!